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I'm bored and I'm waiting for the chickpeas to boil. Can anyone else guess where the randon lyrics come from (and Gina, if you're reading this, I'll be amaed if you don't get number 3)?
Tess didn't stand me up, I met her in Poptastic but she left after half an hour because her friend had an asthma attack. I think she's losing interest. Oh, lucky me! Baa Bar was great though, I played Shooter Bingo and got wasted and Joe pulled a gorgeous Asian guy, and Jack was going to come and stay at mine but fortunately Mum picked him up (if I was her I would have said "Fuck off you cheeky git, go and stay at Lotte's, I am NOT coming out to pick you up at 1am" etc.), so I didn't have to worry about bringing him to a gay bar. He's not homophobic, but I thought he'd find it a bit weird.
Here's some lyrics from my Kazaa playlist. Answers on a Livejournal comment please...
1) I don't like going to the store, the mean little people are such a bore
2) Mellow out or you will pay!
3) Hello, my name is Roger. I'd like to proclaim myself a god
4) Catch me if you can, my feet will never feel the ground again
5) Wir werden einfach liebficken, ficken fur vier, du auf dem Rucken und ich uber dir (NB: this is hard)
6) You can't see the forest for the trees, you can't smell yr own shit on yr knees
7) Keep her down, boiling water, keep her down, what a lovely daughter
8) It's on my wall, it's in my head, memorise it till I'm dead
9) Every now and then, when I'm all alone, I keep wishing you would call me on the telephone
10) They consider me M.A.D., Alfred E Neuman got nuttin' on me
11) I read the news today, o boy
12) Tennis shoes, don't even need to buy a new dress
13) I'm not an animal!
14) There is never a Keanu but there is always a dweeb
15) All up in my hair, he thinks that I care, keeps following me here, following me there
16) Just give me the chance to be a man
17) I'm so sorry if I've alienated some of you
18) Ha ha ha ha, of you I sing, ha ha ha ha, tied to a string
19) Feel much better, paracetamol and codeine
20) Never taste of the fruit, never thought to question why

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pippaparanoia
May. 5th, 2004 02:37 pm (UTC)
Ooooooooooooh

11) is "A Day In The Life", my very favourite Beatles song
13) is the talking bit from "Lovechild of the Queen"?!
14) looks bizarrely like a bit from "If You Can't Dance" by the Spice girls which strangely I was singing today.
16) is something by horrid Justin Timberlake.

Ok, only one I'm positive about there...
melys_cerys
May. 6th, 2004 01:00 am (UTC)
Lindz!! Hello! Mind if I add you?

Luv
Chantal
kankurette
May. 6th, 2004 02:47 am (UTC)
You're right about 14 and 16, sort of. BUT...it's a Trousersnake song, yes, but the version I've got on my playlist is actually a cover!
11 was a trick question, it's filched from A Day In The Life, but it's not actually that song. And 13 isn't Space.
melys_cerys
May. 6th, 2004 01:01 am (UTC)
4. Catatonia - Jump Or Be Sane

That's the only one I know! :-/
pippaparanoia
May. 6th, 2004 09:46 am (UTC)
Chantal - feel free!
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