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I didn't go to 5th Ave, I went to Jilly's instead
And ended up in Danny Parker's bed
1-800 1-800 1-800 SPOONGUARD!!

Deffwrch Cymru, diolch y'n fawr, triple XXX
It's time that you and me had lots and lots of meaningless sex
H.A.R.M. secretary, the curvy English lass is me
I came I went I caved I never faked it - I'm still tied to the bed
Put toothpaste on my kutz, I don't do it for attention
In the story of my life you'll get an honourable mention

I see London I see Wales
Danny's technique never fails
I see London I see Wales
I hear Jilly's calling

Now come here and help me take my knickers off
Oh Danny, I know where you live

Gummi Bears is underrated, Star Trek I have always hated
Danny's got a screw loose, I'll meet him in Korumba
I know you're a physicist, uber ghey, Physics bores the pants off me
Keep me away when you and Matthew talk about philosophy
I love the way yr mouth fits mine, what's the Welsh for "you're so fine"?
My hair is red, we're in yr bed and now we're on yr table

I see London I see Wales
Danny's technique never fails
I see London I see Wales
I hear Jilly's calling

Now come here and help me take my knickers off
Oh Danny, I know where you live
I know you've met another girl in Rhyl
But this time I can forgive
I wanna watch Family Guy!

I know where you live
I know where you live
You're a little bit older than me, than me, than me

I love those really sick cartoons
That I got from you on MSN
I love those really sick cartoons
That I got from you on MSN

I heard you said in tutorials you converted me from gay
Come off it, I'm bisexual! I wasn't born yesterday!

You're a little bit older than me
I know where you live

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offbeat69
Apr. 30th, 2004 01:26 am (UTC)
That's actually very good...
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