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Pwy biar breichau syn ymestyn

I just felt like writing in Welsh.
Went to see Vagina Monologues last night. A lot of familiar faces were in it - Jennie (the Welfare Officer), Catherine, Kate Byron and Emma Linacre (the two cadidates for Women's Officer, I think I'm gunning for Kate), Amy, Sara, some people from the Women's Group and some drama girls. They raised over £3000 and it was pretty rammed. Apparently it was rammed every night. Everyone's up for doing it next year and I might audition, you don't have to be a drama woman to get in.
If I can remember the monologues were: Hair (about a woman whose husband makes her shave her pubes and screws around); The Flood (about an old woman who didn't know she had a vagina - wtf?); The Memory Of Her Face (about war victims and a woman in Pakistan who got acid chucked in her face - this was my favourite); I Asked A Six Year Old Girl; I Was Twelve My Mother Slapped Me (about periods); I Was There In The Room (about birth); The Little Coochie Snorcher That Could (about a teenager who runs away from home after being raped and gets it on with another woman - and Sarah, the actress who did this one, had a wicked Southern accent); My Short Skirt; Because He Liked To Look At It; The Woman Who Loved To Make Vaginas Happy (Olivia, the actress who did this one, had to make loads of orgasmic noises); Reclaiming Cunt (the one where the audience have to shout "CUNT!!"); The Vagina Workshop; My Angry Vagina (about tampons and doctors; this one made everyone laugh and it was done by this women called Jenny who does Fuse with Joe); and My Vagina Was My Village (about a Bosnian woman who was raped by soldiers - I want to do this one). Afterwards I went to the Union bar and got hammered. I've been in bed for some of today because I couldn't sleep and the meds are making me drowsy. I took Syndol and Actifed cough medicine and felt like I'd smoked a huge spliff.
The flatmates are either at home, caving or watching some crap film with Nicole Kidman and I can't be arsed with it, so here's some ghey survey. Ta for this, Sooz.
> 1. First Name: Lotte
> 2. Were you named after anyone? Lotte Lenya, the German singer
> 4. Which finger is your favorite? My index one, I used to suck it when I was a kid
> 5. When did you last cry? I think it was on Thursday after I'd seen 4:48 Psychosis and got depressed
> 6. Do you like your handwriting? It's cute and surprisingly neat for someone who can't hold a pen properly
> 7. What is your favorite lunch meat? Chicken
> 8. Any bad habits? Crying too much, being miserable, wanking, picking my nose
> 9. What is your most embarrassing CD on the shelf? Not the Spice Girls, it's actually Limp Bizkit!
> 10. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you? God, no
> 11. Are you a daredevil? I have my moments
> 12. Have you ever told a secret you swore not to tell? Yes - but I didn't tell people I wasn't supposed to, ie people in the year below
> 13. Do looks matter? A bit, but a pretty face is no use if the manners don't match
> 14. How do you release anger? I scream, cry, hit things, play guitar and slash my arms
> 15. Where is your second home? Back in Chester with the rents
> 16. Do you trust others easily? I'm becoming more wary now
> 17. What was your favorite toy as a child? My train set
> 18. What class in school do you think is totally useless? Physics. When am I going to need it?
> 19. Do you have a journal? No, of course not, what do you think I'm writing in, you tard?
> 20. Do you use sarcasm a lot? Yes, but not as much as Duncan
> 21. Have you ever been in a mosh pit? I've been in a few. The last one I was in was SFA. I hate pits, I get panic attacks and can't breathe. The worst was when I was watching American Head Charge - Paul literally had to drag me out and I nearly fainted
> 22. What do you look for in a guy/girl? Good sense of humour, brains, good politics, dark side
> 23. Who is your favorite singer? In a band: Cerys Matthews / Serj Tankian. Solo: Tom Lehrer / Kirsty MacColl
> 24. What are your nicknames? National Lottery, Lots, Homeless
> 25. Would you bungee jump? No
> 26. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Yes
> 27. Do you think that you are strong, Physically or mentally? Mentally, yes. Physically, reasonably. I helped my mum shaft the piano into the hallway. I'm surprised I didn't get a hernia. Incidentally, my mum is tiny but she's as strong as fuck. She'd moved the damn thing halfway across the room when I got there
> 28. What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Cookies and cream
> 29. Shoe Size? 7
> 30. What are your favorite colors? Red, purple and green
> 31. What is your least favorite thing? The BNP, scallies, mushrooms, small children, two faced people, Tony Blair, being stalked by Swizz...etc. etc.
> 32. How many wisdom teeth do you have? None yet
> 33. How many people have a crush on you right now? Tess, obviously.
> 34. Who do you miss most right now? Rob
> > 36. What color pants are you wearing? Blue knickers / green army trousers
> 37. What are you listening to right now? Nothing but the last song I listened to was My My Metrocard by Le Tigre
>> > 38. Last thing you ate? A chocolate buttons dessert
> 39. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? This question is ghey
> 40. What is the weather like right now? Boring
> 41. Last person you talked to on the phone? Amy
> 42. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Eyes, hair, dress
> 44.HOW ARE YOU TODAY? Still coughing
> 45. FAVORITE DRINK? Diet Coke or apple juice
> 46. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Absinthe
> 47 FAVORITE SPORT? Swimming, and I still haven't dragged my arse down to the Aquatics Centre
> 48. HAIR COLOR? Red/brown
> 49. EYE COLOR? Hazel
> 50. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No
> 51. SIBLINGS? 1
> 52. FAVORITE MONTH? April
> 53. FAVORITE FOOD? Chinese
> 54. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? The Missing
> 55. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? My birthday
> 56. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? Yes
> 64. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? Halls of residence
> 65. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING RIGHT NOW? I need to start reading Katz und Maus by Gunter Grass again, as I'm doing my essay on it
> 66. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Bagpuss
> 67. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Taboo
> 68. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? Nothing, I was so drunk I just went to bed
> 69. FAVORITE SMELL? Grass, Tommy aftershave, Steve's fajitas
> 70. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP? Need breakfast. NOW.