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WHAT'S THE STORY BEHIND YOUR LJ USERNAME?: I used to spell my name with an i (Lottie) before I decided the i was ghey and besides Lotte is a German name and I'm a German student, so therefore I should make my name more German, and no Duncan the German version of my name is not Lotti, it's Lotte. And people think I'm evil.

NAME FIVE OF YOUR FAVORITE PIG-OUT FOODS. Raisins, digestive biscuits, chocolate eggs from Thorntons (particularly the Alpini one), lebkuchen, grapes.

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A MAKEOVER?: Miriam, Tori and Ange straightened my hair and did my make-up before I went to a party with Owen. He liked it, thank god. I've had a few facials. They nice.

NAME ALL MEMBERS OF THE BEATLES: John, Ringo, George, Paul, Pete, Stuart. And some would say Yoko or George Martin.

WHAT'S THE LONGEST TIME YOU'VE STAYED OUT OF THE COUNTRY/WHERE? 3 weeks in the USA.

ONE THING YOU'RE GRATEFUL FOR, TODAY: That I don't live in Israel.

WHAT IS THE MOST INSANE THING YOU'VE DONE FOR/TO A PAST BF/GF THAT HE/SHE MIGHT NOT/MIGHT KNOW ABOUT?: I kept a sex diary where I wrote about one of my exes, what positions we'd done, what other stuff we'd done, like bondage, and how I felt about him. There's some nasty shit in there.

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: In a field, in July.

WOULD YOU EVER JOIN TEMPTATION ISLAND?: No.

NAME THREE [3] TEACHERS YOU LIKED IN HIGH SCHOOL/ELEMENTARY. Mrs Rynn (German), Mr Brayford (History, and my brother likes him as well, he's a dude), Mrs Cleverly (French).

DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE QUOTE? "Hell is other people" - Jean Paul Sartre.

MY FIRST HEARTBREAK HAPPENED WHEN I WAS... [CARE TO SHARE THE STORY?]: April 2000, when I asked Joe Catling out and he turned me down. I cried all the way home.

DO YOU HAVE ANY WEIRD PREFERENCES? WHAT ARE THEY?: I like sucking tomato puree out the tube. This is Birgall's fault, he got me into it.

WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?: Why the fuck are cars so fascinating? And why are guys obsessed with making the woman come? Just because he can't shoot his load or I can't come doesn't make it bad sex.

WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND? ROB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NAME ONE TV CHARACTER YOU'D MOST WANT TO BE: Penny Crayon.

IF YOU WERE FAMOUS, AND WERE TO BE A GUEST ON A TALK SHOW, WHOSE SHOW WOULD YOU CHOOSE? WHY?: Graham Norton, because he's hilarious and gay. And because he asks interesting, if rude, questions.

GIVE YOURSELF A PORN STAR NAME: Tigger Carder. How sexy. As sexy as a dead badger.

DO YOU HAVE ANY WEIRD SLEEPING HABITS?: I fall asleep during the day, like a sloth. Then again, so do my flatmates.

WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO THIS SUMMER?: Stewarding at Reading and Glastonbury.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG RIGHT NOW?: I know it's old but I can't stop listening to Me And The Farmer by the Housemartins. When I sing it I refer to the farmer as "she" because it always makes me think of Ange (she lives on a farm, oo aar).

DO YOU KNOW AT LEAST ONE DISNEY SONG BY HEART? WHICH ONE?: Robin Hood and Little John / Walking thru the forest / Laughing back and forth at what the other has to say / Reminiscing this and that and having such a good time / Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally / Golly what a day / Never ever thinking there was danger in the water / They were drinking it, just guzzling it down / Never dreaming that the scheming Sheriff and his posse / Was a-watching them and gathering around / Robin Hood and Little John / Running thru the forest / Jumping hills and dodging trees and trying to get away / Contemplating nothing but escape and finally making it / Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally, golly what a day...god I'm sad. I love that movie. Most underrated Disney movie ever.

YOUR TYPICAL SLEEPWEAR: Knickers.

WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG?: Books, bits of paper, Friends Of Palestine leaflets, broken pens.

WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET?: Money, a cheque, my debit card (normally there's also my HARM card, my NUS card and my library card) and a photo of Jim, this guy I had a little fling with.

HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR WALLET RIGHT NOW?: £2.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PAIR OF SHOES?: The ones with Marilyn Monroe on them, but they have holes in the soles.

WOULD YOU RATHER BE A HOBBIT, AN ELF OR A DWARF?: I'd rather be Gandalf.

WHAT ARE THE FIRST FIVE THINGS YOU WOULD SPLURGE ON IF YOU WERE A BILLIONAIRE: A house, some CDs, clothes from Afflecks, a tattoo and an 8 track recorder.

WHAT IS YOUR DAILY BEFORE-GOING-TO-BED RITUAL?: Wash face, brush teeth, drink water if pissed so as to avoid hangover, read whatever the set text for German Lit is, fall asleep, get woken up by drunken Duncan / Tori / people from Flat 34, eventually fall asleep again.

WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST/FUNNIEST NICKNAME ANYONE HAS EVER CALLED YOU?: Badass. Thanks, Joe.