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Interactive...Porn?

By Rodney von Chazwozzer

Scene One:

Lotte opens the door to the studio, rushing in hoping that nobody will notice the time.

Gina: You're late.

Lotte: Yeah, I know. Sorry about that.

Gina: It's okay, we were just talking about some small modifications to the new movie.

Lotte: Oh yeah?

Takesy: Go get changed into your...uh...uniform and we'll get rolling.

Rob: And hurry up. I'm not getting any warmer here.

Scene Two:

Lotte rushes off to the dressing room and puts on the new 'uniform'. On the way back, the uniform gets caught on a dead fish. Lotte catches it and stuffs it into the uniforms pocket. This dead fish might come in handy. When Lotte returns she sees Rob layed out on the furry rug. Lotte quickly jumps onto the furry rug and gets to work.

Gina: Okay...Start shooting Takesy.

Rob: Oh Ainsley Harriot you're so...shapely and...oh...

Lotte: Oh, Rob you just turn me on baby.

Rob: It's always been my ultimate fantasy to see your spoon...

Lotte: You're going to see more than my spoon Rob...

Lotte reveals the spoon on her Ainsley Harriot costume and Rob moans with ecstacy. It doesn't take long for the action to go from 'steamy to 'incredibly-mind-blowing-oh-my-god-I'm-going-to-explode'.

Rob: la la la la la la dogs weasels kittens and fluffy bunny things! Ohh! la la la la la la dogs weasels kittens and fluffy bunny things!

Lotte: Oh my Jebus!

Rob: la la la la la la dogs weasels kittens and fluffy bunny things! Oh, Chop Suey!!

Lotte: What the?

Lotte keeps up the work on Rob, then sees a roaches next to the furry rug. Lotte grabs it with both hands and grins at Rob.

Rob: Holy shit! That's the biggest roaches I've seen in my life!

Lotte: You ain't seen nothing yet.

Lotte uses the roaches on Rob.

Rob: Satan! Satan! la la la la la la dogs weasels kittens and fluffy bunny things!

Lotte: Oh my god, I can't believe that.

Rob: Oh Lotte!

Lotte: Oh Rob!

Rob: Ohhhh Lotte!

Lotte: Oh Rob!

Rob: Ohhhhhhhhhh Lotte!

Lotte: Oh for fucks sake Rob.

Rob: Sorry Lotte, but it's just you remind me so much of a pineapple, I could just eat you.

Lotte: Oh and I'd let you eat me. I love it when you call me a pineapple.

Rob: Oh Lotte, you're the juiciest pineapple I've ever seen.

Lotte: Ohhhhh Rob.

Lotte suddenly remembers the dead fish from earlier and pulls it out from her Ainsley Harriot costume. Lotte uses the dead fish on Rob in the most flexible way possible.

Rob: Oh my god where did that dead fish come from?

Lotte: Ainsley Harriot is full of surprises.

With that Lotte falls off the furry rug. Unknown to Lotte a iguana jumps up onto the furry rug.

Rob: Oh Lotte you dirty pineapple.

Lotte: Oohhh Rob...

Rob: You dirty, DIRTY, skanky pineapple!

Lotte: Ohh Rob...Rob?

Rob: Lotte?

Lotte: I'm on the floor.

Rob: What the?

Rob looks up to see a iguana on top. Rob shrugs.

Rob: Get over here Lotte.

Lotte: Jesus Christ...

Lotte and the iguana go to work on Rob. A few minutes later...

Rob: la la la la la la dogs weasels kittens and fluffy bunny things! Satan! Satan! Jebus! Anyone!

Gina: And...CUT!

Takesy: That's a wrap.

Gina: Fantastic, absolutely perfect, who would've thought...a iguana!

Takesy: We're going to make millions.

Lotte: Rob?

Rob: Lotte I can't believe we had a threesome with a iguana.

Comments

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melys_cerys
Dec. 9th, 2003 11:03 am (UTC)
Ha ha ha, isn't it fab? The catboard forum is perverting you already! He he.
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